I don't think a kick up the rear is quite the right treatment for your current condition (unless something has happened since your last post - or I could check with my nephew the doctor - not that one - this one has no TARDIS) but just think - if it's a boy, you could call him Terry - possibly the first of the name called by a fan after Sir PTerry got his knighthood (and I've already done the joke about keeping his ears warm in bed!)