Things learned this weekend:
- The 12th and 13th of July are bank holidays in Northern Ireland. It is therefore no use driving over and hour and a half to return a faulty printer to the shop you foolishly bought it from because that shop will be shut.
- Once you have found aforesaid shop is shut and decide to pop into the centre of Belfast, remember to remove blue Dublin sweatshirt before wandering into the middle of the Orange Walks.
- No matter how stupid it sounds, it IS possible to cut yourself with a banana.