1. I love my team in work. Even though I'm not leaving them they still got me a present!

2. Sometimes work barbeques are a load of cr&p. But you do get to learn the gossip that's passed you by.

3. Yes, I am still terrified that I'm not going to be able to do my new job.

4. Typing while drunk is still easier when you do it with your eyes closed

5. Something not so much learned, more remembered: Southern Comfort with diet seven up will really fu*k up your head.

6. My bosses feet really, really smell