Read it... Ah, the joys of managing idiots in an office environment. One day I will write my own story about the antics of the jelly-brained pixies of the Sports and Social club, or how to turn plans for a great Christmas party into something more like a cheap wedding reception and mutltiply the amount of work by 10.

Good luck to all the pixies in this story, Maz, except for that Weeble chap, of course... A wonder he's still around, really.

Edit: Garner, you are a Weeble, but we loves ya all the same.