Originally Posted by mazekin

Personally, I was abducted by man-eating pixies last night and had to battle my way out of their pixie castle, dodging dragons and lions and tigers and bears. I ran into a strange man with the ability to make everything around him turn into cheese. I was then turned into cheese and had to go on a long quest to find the antidote to my strange and dangerous affliction before the cheese-eating monkeys found out what had happened and ate me...