L-space has a full version of the song
here.
Edit: Found another version
here. It was said by Wikipedia to be one of the better ones.
I couldn't decide on just one quote... more to come.
"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way." -
Mark Twain
"Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething." -
Mark Twain
"All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure." -
Mark Twain