Nah they tell me if I wait 6 months theres this new fandangled thing called pentium, which should mean that my bull roarer will be able to run explorer no problems...

PhD Student: Research information sheet

There once was a man named Bruce
Who liked to sit on a spruce
He ate lots of chowder
And yelled at me louder:
"I'm talking to YOU, Mrs. Hughes!"
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