Nuts - a test! Well here goes...

1. Rewr - as well as being quick to type, (and lack of imagination) I had to chase a cat from crapping in the garden the day I registered. I find that an aggressive REWR, instead of 'foot up arse' is more effective, and less messy given the circumstances.

I would like to point out I do not dislike cats, and am disgusted at animal cruelty. However pyscho budgie would disagree.

2. Female

3. 1 - 10
11 - 20
21 - 30
31 - 40
41 - 50
51 - 60
pensioner

I live in bonnie Scotland.

4. I've seen Hogfather, so yes - as long as Terry continues to have input. Nothing shorter than 4 hours.

5. When I was younger and skint I borrowed books from the library, and came across a Discworld book - don't ask me which one cause I can't remember, but twas a slow process being able to read further books as they were always out.

6. I always fall back to 'Shit happens'.