I like these bits...

[quote:d53c3430e0="Maljonic"]
.... Don't post your or anyone else's email address in the forums. If you want to share your email address make it available in your profile or ask people to send you a private message. If you DO share it, we will hurt you and the dregs of the web will probably arrange for a thousand years of spam to arrive in your inbox for eternity.
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Haha
[quote:d53c3430e0="Maljonic"]
...Don't say things to people on this forum that you wouldn't say to their face, and that's not a challenge to the macho arseholes out there to prove themselves. Sin and be banned probably for good. If you're nasty and unpleasant, you are not wanted.
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Quite true

[quote:d53c3430e0="Maljonic"]
...Please no childish or coy flirting with other members in public threads; if you really must declare your feelings for Rincewind, please do it via Private Message (clacks)[/quote:d53c3430e0]

LOL, but surely that would only spur him on?

Btw, good rules there. They look so official I was tempted to ignore it and read the last bit. (Like I do with all official documents)