Let me get this over with now. I've copied and pasted the questions so now let's see if they are too difficult for me to reply to.

1) what formed the motivational impetus for your chosen screenname?
An acronym of a phrase I have used for many years

2) Are you male or female?
Why do they always list this question in this order? The latter.

3) what age catagory and geographic location do you fall into?
Could someone please edit the third word in this question, or I might get bruised. I'm 37 and recently returned from the back of beyond to my birthplace - UK.

4) do you have good faith that a discworld movie COULD be done well enough not to suck? (note, this in no way shape or form asks about casting choices you'd like to see. i have a loaded rifle and i'm not afraid to use it.)
Maybe, though there is little that one can have faith in when it comes to film - every book adaptation has its shortcomings.

5) who or how were you turned on to discworld/pratchett?
I was given The Unadulterated Cat as a birthday present and then found Strata, Dark Side, and Good Omens on sale at my local sci-fantasy bookstore. many, many, moons ago.

6) what's your personal quote of the day?
Depends on the day and the amount of coffee I've imbibed, the one that keeps on surfacing though comes from Andy Warhol: Fashion is a thing so ugly we have to change it every six months.

Ooh look that wasn't so hard so where'd the next button?