I'm seeing grass skirt and coconut bra..to represent the balmy climes of Hastings (well its got ocean which seems to be as good as it gets in England)...
Although with the name syntax maybe something like Frau Sherlinger (I've forgotten her name from GP)... Cardigan, snail bun hair, tissues up the sleeves, glasses and a beady eyed, sucked lemon face...Sort of like this:
PhD Student:
Research information sheet
There once was a man named Bruce
Who liked to sit on a spruce
He ate lots of chowder
And yelled at me louder:
"I'm talking to YOU, Mrs. Hughes!"
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