1) what formed the motivational impetus for your chosen screenname?
It was so long ago(my first nick in the PTerry board)... refers both - Russian Tzar, which by bizarre occurrence is translated like 'terrible', and me.

2) Are you male or female? (Asking because there has been quite of lot of confusion over this, on and off.)
Male, I guess. But nowadays no ohne can tell for sure.

3) what age catagory and geographic location do you fall into?
I'm 23 now, 'but it won't be for long', live in Kiev(for those who are not from Europe, it's near Moscow ), Ukraine.

4) do you have good faith that a discworld movie COULD be done well enough not to suck? (note, this in no way shape or form asks about casting choices you'd like to see. i have a loaded rifle and i'm not afraid to use it.)
No, no way.

5) who or how were you turned on to discworld/pratchett?
My friend told me about 'interesting fantasy', I think.

6) what's your personal quote of the day?
Mondays suck.

Edited because answer "No, no way" looks very odd with the question "who or how were you turned on to discworld/pratchett?".