Thanks for the invitation. I'm shocked anyone remembered me, it's been so long since I visited the old board. Not because I was annoyed by trolls or anything; it seems you can get a pretty good idea how well my social life is going by how often I visit message boards.

1) what formed the motivational impetus for your chosen screenname?

It's one of my dog's name, and sort of a pun based on my actual name.

2) Are you male or female? (Asking because there has been quite of lot of confusion over this, on and off.)

Female - my real name is Stephanie.

3) what age catagory and geographic location do you fall into?

I'm only as old as I feel (you have to keep telling yourself that once you reach a certain age). Anyway, if my avatar works you can see my picture and guess for yourself. I live in the Kansas City area; the picture was taken in Borneo (meet Annenberg).

4) do you have good faith that a discworld movie COULD be done well enough not to suck? (note, this in no way shape or form asks about casting choices you'd like to see. i have a loaded rifle and i'm not afraid to use it.)

Not at all.

5) who or how were you turned on to discworld/pratchett?

I was in a bookstore and saw one of those little cards they sometimes put up: if you like Douglas Adams you may also like Terry Pratchett (inter alia). I started at "The Colour of Magic" but it was "The Light Fantastic" that hooked me; I'd rarely read anything so funny.

6) what's your personal quote of the day?

I reject your reality, and sustitute my own.