1) what formed the motivational impetus for your chosen screenname?
well, I like, and drunk monkeys are just the best, I thought screw grammar and came up with drunkymonkey.

2) Are you male or female? (Asking because there has been quite of lot of confusion over this, on and off.)
Male, I think.

3) what age catagory and geographic location do you fall into?
15, Newcastle England

4) do you have good faith that a discworld movie COULD be done well enough not to suck? (note, this in no way shape or form asks about casting choices you'd like to see. i have a loaded rifle and i'm not afraid to use it.)
Could be good, it would have to be British though.

5) who or how were you turned on to discworld/pratchett?
Heard about Discworld, thought it my kind of humour, read The Bromeliad Trilogy, loved it, read The Reaper Man, winzzor.

6) what's your personal quote of the day?
I know not what weapons World War 3 will be fought with, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.