1) what formed the motivational impetus for your chosen screenname?

Its that stuff you wash stuff up with, I saw it and said 'why not'.

2) Are you male or female? (Asking because there has been quite of lot of confusion over this, on and off.)

female

3) what age catagory and geographic location do you fall into?

16, live in singapore originally scottish

4) do you have good faith that a discworld movie COULD be done well enough not to suck? (note, this in no way shape or form asks about casting choices you'd like to see. i have a loaded rifle and i'm not afraid to use it.)

no, just no. Movies are completely different to books. When linked, people tend to see the film before the book becasue film takes less time and then when (or if) they read the books, the experience has changed for them because someone has already forced them to see the characters in a certain way.

5) who or how were you turned on to discworld/pratchett?

first book was the wee free men. Lots of little blue people wearing kilts...the scot was instantly dragged in.

6) what's your personal quote of the day?

on the other hand...you have different fingers